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"television's longest-running commercial ever"

"endorsed by MLB superstar Fred McGriff"

"Playing ... is a job that gives you a lot of fame. But I don't play for fame. I will always do my best, because I love the game."

"The guy's messing with my cake. Whatever it is, he better have a great excuse."

"My love for him is different than any other guy in the locker room."

"The nonsense has reached a point where it's just not worth it anymore."

"[They] don't deserve a player like me"